The sea, the sun, and a little adventure. Photo credit: @rileybolender #sunset #adventure #bonding #closefriends  #goodtimes #live #momentslikethese  (at Asan Beach Park)

The sea, the sun, and a little adventure. Photo credit: @rileybolender #sunset #adventure #bonding #closefriends #goodtimes #live #momentslikethese (at Asan Beach Park)

"The eyes, are like the nipples to the face." At least by cupcake standards anyways. #cupcake #nipples #peachswirl #nomnomnom #nipplecupcakeface #HouseBunny #sweettooth #nomoncemore (at GSRI Office)

"The eyes, are like the nipples to the face." At least by cupcake standards anyways. #cupcake #nipples #peachswirl #nomnomnom #nipplecupcakeface #HouseBunny #sweettooth #nomoncemore (at GSRI Office)

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hyooman:

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The Font Conference. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3k5oY9AHHM

i need to know what comic sans would look like

Watch the video.

Oh my frickin shit

wingdings is making me grow abs

(via thoughtsofahalfvirgin)

Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn’t a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

Working all by my lonesome… #bored #Gapevent #nohelp #tooloud #badsinging #issheastripper #myearshurt #ifeelpretty 
 (at Agana Shopping Center)

Working all by my lonesome… #bored #Gapevent #nohelp #tooloud #badsinging #issheastripper #myearshurt #ifeelpretty
(at Agana Shopping Center)

What a way to spend my lunch… I’m so hungry. :( #lunchtime #withabook #starving #nofood #foodforthemind #ineed #foodforthetummy #saveme  (at The Plaza)

What a way to spend my lunch… I’m so hungry. :( #lunchtime #withabook #starving #nofood #foodforthemind #ineed #foodforthetummy #saveme (at The Plaza)

Just because it’s Liberation Day, doesn’t mean people appreciate your bad driving… Just stop… #HappyLiberationDay #orwhatever #beenawhile #niecenightout #irritatedallweekend #whatawaytoendit  (at Liberation Carnival)

Just because it’s Liberation Day, doesn’t mean people appreciate your bad driving… Just stop… #HappyLiberationDay #orwhatever #beenawhile #niecenightout #irritatedallweekend #whatawaytoendit (at Liberation Carnival)

Weirdest changeover so far. #longnight #attitude #buildabridgeandgetoverit  #thesebitches #loveisastrongword #crazynight #moodswings #itscomplicated (at Gap the Plaza)

Weirdest changeover so far. #longnight #attitude #buildabridgeandgetoverit #thesebitches #loveisastrongword #crazynight #moodswings #itscomplicated (at Gap the Plaza)

Another littler monster on our hands. #monster #niece #lovethisbrat #loveisastrongword #mytuppidgirl #loveher

Another littler monster on our hands. #monster #niece #lovethisbrat #loveisastrongword #mytuppidgirl #loveher